Varmint

This is why she gets away with such a high level of varminticity

I'm.... sorry?

The other day I was carrying Delaney over my shouler like a sack of potatoes, and she started yelling at me that I was hurting her. "ow ow! you're hurting my leg! stop!" so I put her down and said I'm sorry. She said "well sorry doesn't do me any good!"