Paging Dr. Delaney

Naney wanted to take her doctor kit to day care today, in case she needed to give her friend Louie a shot. I kept telling her that she's not allowed to bring her own toys to day care, but every time I said it, she had a different argument for why she needed to - among them being that she's House. As in House M.D.

Brown = stinky

My mom has this brown coat that Delaney apparently hates. She kept making comments to my mom about her "icky brown coat". Later that day they were in the car and my mom said "something kinda smells bad in here" and Delaney said "maybe it's that brown coat"

I missed you, too

Naney came home Wednesday after a week in Texas visiting her dad's family. She had been home for about an hour and I asked her for a hug, and she said "no way, I already gave you a hug".

nom

the only way to eat birthday cake

(sorry for the graininess of the pic - I took it with my phone to show my mom & sister who were at the E.R. getting my sister's dog-bitten thumb treated. )

Birthday Shenanigans

Delaney was opening her birthday presents yesterday, and she got the wrapping paper off the back side of one of them first so all she could see was the back of the box, and she says "oh, I guess it's a box"

Again with the honesty

Delaney is helping my mom fold laundry. She pulled a pair of underwear out of the basket and said "here are your big ol' underpants - they're HUGE!"

At least she's honest

• I was at the end of my rope the other night, I had asked Delaney to do something at least five times and she hadn't done it yet. So i asked her "WHY do I have to ask you OVER AND OVER to do something before you finally do it?" and she said "well, because I don't listen"
  
• She was drawing pictures last night in the tub with her bathtub crayons, and she said "I'm going to draw Daddy. He has a big big head"
  
• Overheard by me as she was playing quietly by herself "I'm mommy. I'M in charge!"