Monday, November 23, 2009

My mom was complaining about the weather - too warm to be cold and too cold to be warm - and Delaney said "well, I guess you're just going to have to deal with it".
We were listening to Bob Seger in the car - Live Bullet is Delaney's favorite album - and she said "I need to learn how to play those songs because when I grow up and I'm in a band I'm going to play those songs

Monday, August 31, 2009


This is why she gets away with such a high level of varminticity

I'm.... sorry?

The other day I was carrying Delaney over my shouler like a sack of potatoes, and she started yelling at me that I was hurting her. "ow ow! you're hurting my leg! stop!" so I put her down and said I'm sorry. She said "well sorry doesn't do me any good!"

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Roller Coaster

I'm not sure what's up with the gloves and the hat, as it was 80° yesterday. I asked her about it and she said "because... I just did"
Also, last night while we were eating dinner, she asked me how my day was. lol

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

More Random Naneyisms

  • My sister and I were celebrating our birthday last week. Delaney brought me the present that my sister had bought for me, handed it to me and said "I bought this for you, mama, happy birthday"
  • We were talking about vitamins, and I told Delaney that you get vitamin C from fruits like oranges, strawberries, and kiwi, and she said "what about vukka, is that a fruit" and I said "what's vukka, I've never heard of that" and she said "it's vukka. Now you've heard of it"
  • Delaney was cleaning up a big mess that she had made, and she said to my niece "Tryn, you're such a good cousin, I know you'll help me clean this up"
  • My mom and Delaney were sitting across the street from a seafood restaurant that has a big lobster as part of its logo. Delaney asked my mom if that was the lobster joint.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Three-year-old logic

Ms. Sweet Tooth always wants candy first thing in the morning. I told her she has to have some real food first. She's been sitting on the couch watching cartoons for about an hour now and she just told me "I've been laying her all the livelong day, so can I just have some candy now?"